April 20th

On April 20th, everyone named Nick needs to lose their Vl’s. (Virgin Lips)

“Hey nick have you had your first kiss?”
“Not yet, I’m a Vl.”
“Well Saturday is April 20th so I’ll take them from you”

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April 20th

April 20th is National Suck your boyfriends dick day!!!

Today is the day to give your boyfriend some great head

Person1: today I sucked the hell out of my boyfriends dick

Person2: ohh why’s that

Person1: it’s April 20th national suck your boyfriends dick day duh

Person1: today I sucked the hell out of my boyfriends dick

Person2: ohh why’s that

Person1: it’s April 20th national suck your boyfriends dick day duh

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April 20th

Free tittie pic from your girlfriend and they HAVE TO DO IT

Boy:Send me a tit pick please
Girl:Why
Boy:because it’s April 20th😂
Girl:Your right ok here you go

April 20th

Hitler's birthday.

If you smoke weed on April 20th, you are celebrating Adolf Hitler's birthday.

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April 20th

Eat a girl out day

Hey girl lemme hey it

Okay ;)
Lemme eat you out

eat a girl out day
April 20th

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April 20th

On this day a beautiful "angel on earth"was born. She is intelligent, sexy, friendly, caring, kinky, freaky, amazing, mesmerizing, talented, beautiful beyond believe, a hero (not just the old regular kind but the SUPER kind), a mom (the best one), hottie, boss bitch, sister, daughter, friend, loyal, passionate, lover, artist and many other things that we could have listed but it would have taken up way too many pages.

April 20th female birthday day celebrator named Chairty who is the most special person in the universe.

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April 20th

Boys have to give a girl one of their hoodies

It's April 20th today, at least I know I'll be warm!

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