January 20th

National fuck your best friend in the ass day!

The day where you can fuck your best friends butthole no matter what gender!

1: hey bestie. Its January 20th!

2: oh no...

January 20th

introverts are born on this day.

I HATE PEOPLE. i was born January 20th.

January 20th

If your born on this day you have to marry your best friend. This person is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. Girls who are born on this day are so fun(But judgemental). Boys born on this day suck. There funny, stupid, and VERY STRONG!

Bestfriend: Whens your birthday?
Birthday girl: Today! January 20th !
Bestfriend: MARRY ME!