February 22

of you are born on feb 22, you are really hot, i mean like extremely hot. But feb 22 is also the ”swedish fika day”it’s a day when you eat pussy and drink coffee

Eric: Hey, you know it is February 22 today? That means it is the “swedish fika day”
Marcus: yeah! Let’s get some hoes!

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February 22

On this day, the coolest people ever are born!! 😎 They have a great sense of humor and will never bored you! They are really cute/ attractive 😍

This guy that's really cute is born on February 22!

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February 22

Nobody fucking cares about asking you out when I can do that any other day.

“go ask her out it’s February 22 bro”
“no”

February 22

National Super Gremlin Day

I’m so excited for February 22 so I can celebrate super gremlins.

February 22

National Slap 'dem booties day. Go find your friend or bf/gf and slap their booty so hard the get a mark. Do not waste this day. This day is an excuse for all booty slappers to do their thing. So go out into the world and smack them booties. We are all proud of you. If you're still sitting here, GET UP AND START SMACKING BOOTIES NOW!!!!!

Boyfriend: Hey babe, it's February 22, Time for some booty smackin'

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February 22

A bitch was born

Its February 22! It’s graces birthday. She’s a real bitch

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february 22

February 22 is national cut someone’s hair day!

Bob: *cuts becky’s hair*
Becky: WTF was that for weirdo
Bob: don’t you know it’s February 22 cut someone’s hair day, u uncultured swine

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