Where all the baddest bitch’s were born
. Friend: hey what star sight are you?
You: oh I was born February 26
Friend: no way
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The day where the most crack head people were born
Wow her birthday must be february 26th she’s such a crack head
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February 26th is National Stop Someone From Being Lonely. Sometimes people need someone there for them. Be the person who stops someone from being deathly lonely.
Person 1: Hey, what is it today?
Person 2: Its February 26, national stop someone from being lonely day. I’m here for you bro
Give your gf many things bc it’s her birthday. she deserves the best and if you don’t you can’t have anything that day like kisses, hugs, and more
Hey it’s February 26, my birthday give me many things
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February 26 is the day where you give or get head
Boy: “Can you give me head?”
Girl:”Why?”
Boy:”it’s February 26 the day you give or get head.”
If you request for the 26 special, the first person you ask is automatically required to kiss you, lick your cheek, or give you a lap dance.
You: Ayee it’s February 26th you know what that means
Her/him: ok get over here and let me sit on your peen
Get karma on your best friends ex
February 26 is the day the girls get revenge for their best friend.
Timmy // sup
Alice // stay away from my bestie you THEIF too bad she’s all mine now