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January 28

Bad bitches bday. This day is designated to Puerto Ricans, thiccys, and chubbawubbas. Any girl born on this day is an utter clown. And has big b00bs :). Although they are queens THEIR MOTHERS remain elite. And they also can get any guy they want AND IT SHOWS.

Damn you were born on January 28, bust it open
I like eboys because I was born on January 28

by caitygurl November 3, 2019

34πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


january 28

fat nigga steve’s birthday

person 1: whens your birthday?
person 2: january 28th
person 1: oh you definitely a fat nigga steve

by olerekk October 31, 2019

47πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


January 28

Do what ever your boyfriend wants day. You have to do what ever he wants to do

Him: It’s January 28 so I get to do whatever I want

Her: okay ;)

by Jigglytits69 January 26, 2021

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


January 28

Kiss your crush dayπŸ’• It’s a Tuesday! So go and kiss your crushπŸ’•β˜ΊοΈ

Guy: Hey it’s January 28
Girl: And???
Guy: *Kisses her*
Girl *☺️*

by Huumannn January 28, 2020

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


January 28

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 28
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 6, 2019

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


January 28

January 28 is tell your crush you like them or ask your crush out day, go tell them how you really feel!!!β€οΈπŸ’•πŸ₯Ί

β€œSunsan it’s January 28th and I have to tell you something.. I like you”

β€œOh Shaun I like you too”

by Love girl126 January 28, 2021


January 28

National be a bitch day !!!

Boy 1 : hey how's ur day

Boy 2 : *stare* leave me alone its January 28 th!! β–ͺγ€°β–ͺ

by Bababoey booo November 28, 2020

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž