The day where depressed bitches with daddy issues were born.
Person 1: "Hey I heard it's Adrienne's birthday today."
Person 2: "Poor girl..."
Person 1: "Why?
Person 2: "It's May 29th."
people born on this day tend to be very funny and underrated. however, their life is a mess but they try their best to make it work out 😁
i heard ur birthday's may 29? need a hug?
International suck off your bf's bully day
Guy 1: hey, wanna go on a double date this Sunday?
Guy 2: sorry can't, my gf's busy this Sunday
Guy 1: oh yeah, it's May 29, huh
When a Mexican won’t go to sleep brcause he wants to win even though he knows he won’t. Typically over a game
On MAY 29 this Mexican names bot wouldn’t sleep