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National Penis Inspection Day
An annual inspection, which happens on October 29th. Start off by going up to your significant other or someone (with consent), to check their package to make sure everything is alright downstairs.
Gym Teacher: "Guys, it's October 29th, you know what that means"
Josh: "Oh god, I might fail the inspection"
Sarah: "Don't worry, Josh, everything looks alright, you'll be fine!"
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This is a THOT day!!!! So talk to an ex or be a hoe
Omg Karen is that Adam you better steal him away from eve .
She cant even blame you cause its October 29 Thot day!!!
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confess to your crush day !
shoot your shot good luck <33
girl : hey Kai since it’s October 29 what better time to say this
boy : say what ?
girl : I like you
boy : oh I didn’t know you felt the same way , I like you too
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GO ASK OUT UR CRUSH YOU COWARD! ILL DO IT. NOW YOU DO IT
Todd:Hey Casey it’s October 29th, you know what that means
Casey: I’m fucking gay
Rip Todd x Casey
2019
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National “Lose Your Virginity” Day
So go getum champ
Me: Bruh, do you even know the occasion?
Her: What
Me: Look at Urban Dictionary under “October 29”
Her: I’m down
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Throw your tall friend to the ground day. So just throw your friend that is tall.
On October 29 lyla-yay I can throw my friend Abby to the ground just kidding
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national steal someone’s fruit by the foot day
Person 1: Why’d you steal my fruit by the foot?!?
Person 2: Because it’s October 29!!
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