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a gay ass nigga who has no social skills, probably has a boyfriend, smacks there mom, doesn't take a shower for 3 weeks, and also looks up videos on how to dribble. Must have a psn with a 2k related name or starts with a lower case v. Also has a stretch that if he comes out the corner gets yelled at, if he misses a shot the stretch should leave the party before he gets booted. But if the guard misses a shot and the center doesnt get board he will still get doxed or booted.
Stay In The Corner Im Hot and Im a 2k Dribbler I watch videos on how to combo up
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A nigga that doesn't do anything but smoke weed and play 2K (basketball game) all day.
"Why don't you date dietrik "
"Cuz he a 2K nigga, and you know they aint shit"
Those noobs you come across on Dota who don't know how to play for shit. They feed all game, use the stupidest builds, then blame you for losing the game.
You: Why did that Antimage just build a diffusal blade?!?!
Your friend: What do you expect? He's a 2k player
a game you rage act when you
A: LOSE
B: Get Crossed
C: Getting Exposed by the cheese
D: All of the above
loses the gameman fuck this shitty game, fuck you Ronnie . NBA 2k is ass b
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NBA 2K is a game that is pay to win where you have to buy vc every second because the cracked build that you probably have gets taken away in like a month and all the trash builds get buffed and it is also where the cheesy centers with the annoying alien face creations just post up and post hook all the time also it is where cheesy point guards do their annoying left to right move and green up every second. In addition it is also where Ronnie2k (a lazy bastard) cant be asked to change a park for two years because his brain dont function well and doesnt like to make differences he has only changed 2k21 park for current gen because of all the hate he gets
Yo brodi wanna play some NBA 2K
Nah bro im good dont wanna get raped by ronnie still wanna stay pure dude
Uh sure dude why not
I reccommend you dont play it before you lose all your money in your visa card ;)
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Ronnie 2k will continue to ruin my life and those that have the same curse.
I fear not of dying by his hand, but I fear of Ronnie me trapped inside my own mortality with little hope. My condolences to those who are experiencing these same irregularities. Godspeed. Since playing his cruel game, I have both gazed upon my God and my Devil.
The self awareness is what pains me the most. I know I’m falling, there’s no point in struggling.
God help me, Satan help me the new game is near. I fear for my sanity, what little I have left
####### ###### got a nice ring to it, I guess every superhero need his theme music. No one man to have all that
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Ronnie 2k is ruining my life
After a 2k race, either on the water or on an erg, when you get a bad cough that sounds like you are deathly ill. It's caused by the fast breathing from the most intense short time workout a person could possibly put themselves through.
Girl: Wow! Are you sick? That cough sounds terrible.
Boy: No, it's just 2k cough. I don't care. I just won a medal!
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