The one day of No Nut November where you're allowed to have only one free nut. Only use it if you're weak.
Friend: "How are you going in No Nut November?"
Other Friend: "I haven't failed yet but I might have to use my free nut."
Friend: "There's a free nut?"
Other Friend: "Yeah, November 3rd is a one free nut day."
Friend: "Weak ass."
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National Take A Nap Day!!!!
Finally!! It’s November 3rd, better known as Take A Nap Day!!! I can finally get some rest whenever I want!!
National smack your BITCH day.
Got a girl? SMACK her
Got a boy? SMACK him
Hey babe it’s November 3
Babe: oh shit..
On November 3 you need to go up to your mom and give her a big ass hug. Tell her that you that you love her. Show her your love and affection by buying her some chocolates. Do whatever it takes. Your mom does so much for you and all you do back is sit on tiktok all day scrolling through the for you page. SO GO OUT THERE AND GIVE YOUR MOM ONE BIG ASS HUG!
Dude: ITS NOVEMBER 3 GO GIVE YOUR MOM A HUG!
Guy: OK I WILL!
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National f-boys day the day we’re the f-boy are made
November 3 the day when a f-boy converts into a f-boy
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A real bitch was born on this dayy. Shes goofy but don’t mess with her because she will fuck your shit up. She cute and bold. She’s not afraid to say anything and she’s straight up/honest. She’ll let you know if you cross a line or push her buttons and she’ll fight anyone whether it’s a big bitch or small bitch, win or lose. And that’s on period‼️
Starkeisha: jaya beat that big bitch up
Dre: she was born on November 3rd
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