Hey itβs January 30 national send 5 ass pics day
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this is the day where the BADDEST BITCHES are born. they don't care what other people say and if someone tries to talk poorly of their friends...... there is going to be a funeral. They are psychopaths and if their chats got leaked with their best friend... they are getting death sentence. They know how to deal with bullies and put them right in their place. Eye rolls are their signature look and nobody has better humor. They instantly know when something is wrong or when someone is fake and decide to keep it to themselves. Not to mention that they give you many chances but NEVER forget what you did even if they act like they don't. moral of the story, YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM!!!
Person 1: 'How did Joane die?"
Person 2: "she messed with a January 30"
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If you were born on this day, you are probably very very very unusually pretty and kind and caring and beautiful and the best at everything you do and are just perfect
Person 1 : WAIT YOU WERE BORN JANUARY 30
Person 2 : yes why
Person 1 : damn. Thatβs epic. That explains alot
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Fuck a guy named Samuel,Jonathan,Henry, and julio
Girl:hey
Samuel:hey
Girl:Iβm gonna fuck u
Samuel:oh yea
Samuel:it must be January 30
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Boys named Aaron that are born on this day are the most handsome, kind, loving, perfect, and cutest boyfriends ever. i love you so much my handsome boy:) i hope youβre birthday was amazing <3
person 1: OMG ITS AARONS BIRTHDAY
person 2: IS HE BORN ON JANUARY 30?
person 1: YEAH
person 2: OMG! HE IS THE MOST HANDSOME BOYFRIEND EVER!!
person 1: :D
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National hang jp dAy
Anybody name jp gets hung
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The day a essentially blows up with a purple flaming molotov revenge for painkillerfree surgery
I can't wait for this month's end man, it'll be January 30, 2023