dildo 3000

when you tape a dildo to a gas remote controled car and ram it up a whores auns

Whore: my anus hurts from the new dildo 3000

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scp 3000

A really long and scary eel that mind controls people and eats them. It also squirts out forgetting slime after eating people which is kind of useful I guess. Oh and it's also about 900 kilometres long which just happens to be about as long as my di-

"on the edge of the nothingness, inches from oblivion. There's a… there's a sickness in my mind that I know can't be cured. Beyond me is only blackness, and a single pair of dark eyes. Silence, only silence, my consciousness coming undone and only and only and only, and only the eel remains." -Some stupid diver that saw scp 3000

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Glock 3000

Head.... your giving him head.

Imma give you that glock 3000.......say lesss

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Ily 3000

A phrase coined by Robert Downey Jr. In the movie avengers end game Preferably said to ones father if you are approximately 4 years old

Hey son
Hi dad
Wassup son
Nm dad ily 3000!!!

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ChugMaster 3000

A person who can chug a 40 oz bottle of beer/malt liquor under 30.00 seconds, hence 3000.

"Wow, he downed that 40. Unreal. Chugmaster 3000"

"Chugmaster 3000 is fucked up.
" Yeah, he chugged a 40, what do you expect?"

"22 seconds! That's a new record for chugmaster 3000!"

class of 3000

class of 3000 was a show on cartoon network and each episode showed a different style of music with colorful backgrounds

girl-hey you saw class of 3000 yesterday

boy-yea i like their music

girl1-me too

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Dracula 3000

1. The worst movie ever made... ever. It contains no plot, comedy, horror, propper costumes, violence, action, or nudity. I feel embarassed to be living on the same planet as this movie.
2. Anything that's blatantly and insurmountably bad.

1. Joe: I watched Dracula 3000 yesterday... now I have syphilis.
2. Man, that cake was so Dracula 3000.

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