34+35

Technically it's 69 but NOW its a song in Ariana's new album "Positions". Anyways make sure you're streaming!

"WOW I LOVE 34+35!"
-mom: WHAT?!?!
"omg no it's Ariana's new song!"

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35+34

69

35+34 is 69 did u know that

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Rule 35

An addendum to Internet Rule #34, which states "If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it."

('net surfer 1): Man, I can't find Rule 34 porn of that obscure anime character anywhere.
('net surfer 2): Well, I can draw. Let's invoke Rule 35.

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Rule 35

Rule 35 is when no rule 34 is made for a show, book, movie, etc., rule 34 will be made of that.

Rich Double Ditch: "Scaria, I cant find any rule 34 for Bob's Burgers."
Scaria: "We will make that, I will invoke rule 35."
Rich Double Ditch: "Thanks mate."

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34+35

the 2nd song by ariana grande in her new album, positions. Or another term for sex. 34+35=69

34+35. Means I wanna 69 with you.

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Interstate 35

A major interstate highway in the central United States. It runs from Duluth, Minnesota, to Laredo, Texas, connecting the cities of Minneapolis/St. Paul, Des Moines, Kansas City, Wichita, Oklahoma City, Dallas/Ft. Worth and San Antonio. It splits into I-35W and I-35E in the Minneapolis and Dallas areas. Not a scenic interstate, but few east of the Rocky Mountains truly are.

If you drive I-35 through Minnesota en route to Duluth, northern cities, or cities in eastern Minnesota and Wisconsin on I-94, take I-35E because I-35W sucks Crosstown Commons. If you are going to Minneapolis or going to western Minnesota cities on I-94, take I-35W to I-494 up to I-394 and east into Minneapolis, or I-494 up to I-94 on the northwest corner of the metro.

Lesson: Try to avoid I-35W if at all possible.

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december 35

If you keep on counting you’re an absolute fucking dumbass.

Human: OMG IT’S DECEMBER 35
Alien: Even a goldfish is smarter than you.