The 39 Clues

A series of books written by multiple authors.

My personal favorite is The 39 Clues: Book 10: Into The Guantlet.

JAS 39

Multirole fighter produced by Saab, so painfully average that no nation with sense buys it over the F-35 when (very frequently) given the choice. Some say that Saab’s marketing department will snatch you off the side of the road and assault you with bats should you badmouth the Gripen

Holy fuck the JAS 39 is so fucking terrible holy fuck bro

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39/Smooth

39/Smooth is the very first album of Green Day. Which most, but not all, of their fans now don't even know about.

It was combined with EPs 1,000 Hours and Slappy to make 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours, which is also not that known but is getting more known because they play a lot of their songs from that album again.

Person 1: Hey, let's listen to At the Library by Green Day.
Person 2: I didn't know they had a song like that. From what album?
Person 1: It's from 39/Smooth- their first album.
Person 2: Huh? I thought American Idiot was their first album.
Person 3: I thought 21st Century Breakdown was.
Person 1: Well, now you know it isn't.

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Rule 39

There is Furry porn of it. No exceptions.

I invoked rule 39 on The Lion King...and it worked VERY well.

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chapter 39

wattpad slang for lesbian sex

Hayley Williams: Hey let's chapter 39.
Reader: Ok, sounds like a blast!

Rule 39

Never say no to bacta.

38: “Get yourself some bacta, soldier!”
Response: “I thought you’d never ask!”
*During bacta time*
Rule 39: Never say no to bacta.”

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Vidal 39

Growing longish hair (because you can) even though it looks stupid.

Look at that guy in the convertible sporting the Vidal 39.

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