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It's when illegal Mexican invaders set off illegal Chinese fireworks to celebrate America's alleged freedom.
The 4th of july is a fraud to say the least.
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Interdependence Day!
It's the day when Mexicans set off Chinese fireworks to celebrate YOUR lack of freedom.
Sieg Heil Comrades!
Hail Santa!
Hail Marx!
Hail Stalin!
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An apocalyptic Soundgarden song
Cause I heard it in the wind
And I saw it in the sky
And I thought it was the end
And I thought it was the 4th of July
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4th of July is a birthday date
Gina Lollobrigida (actress), Louis B. Meyer (Film Executive)
and Neil Simon (Playwright) were born on 4th of July
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i kick ass song by shooter jennings about a time in his life when him and his g/f or wife (i'm not sure which)were traveling
You were pretty as can be, sitting in the front seat
Looking at me, telling me you love me, and your happy to be,
With me on the 4th of July
We sang Stranglehold to the stereo
Couldn't take no more of that rock n roll
So we put on a little George Jones and just sang along
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A kiss on the 4th of July when the first firework is set off. Done with someone you care a lot about that you are willing to always remember. Preferably an aspiring actor.
Oh my God. John Shartzer was my greatest 4th of July kiss ever, I will never forget him...ever!
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During sex, when a guy is about to finish, he pulls out and shoots straight up into the air (like fireworks), yelling "Happy 4th of July!"
"So how was your 4th of July party?"
"It was awesome! And my girlfriend came over after the party and I gave her a Happy 4th of July!"
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