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50 shades of grey is the gayest book ever created. And is read by millions across the world about 90% who read this book are just doing it for the laughs but the other 10% are weird cat ladies and horny weirdo guys. This book is about sex and nothing but sex, but it isn't as good as it sounds it is really about a creepy couple who are sex addicts..
mark: Hey bill have you read 50 shades of grey?
Bill: No when I'm horny I watch porn...
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When something is so gay (here meaning 'awful') that it cannot be defined in terms of anything other than the most awful thing to happen to literature this century.
Most often applied to books, bookish people or book-related things.
Louise: Did you read that poem Martin sent you?
Una: Yeah, it was 50 shades of gay.
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( based on the novel by E.L. James)
a) the multiple facets of one's psychological profile/personality.
b) a more extensive repertoire- than even the Kama Sutra- of all the possible sexual positions,kinks and fetishes known to mankind throughout history and around the world.
even if you don't have all the 50 Shades of Grey , definition b), in your bag, don't worry; be more concerned with the 50 Shades of Grey definition a), when choosing your friends.
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when jesus has gone wrong and he grows 50 penis
bob: according to all known laws of aviation,there is no way that a bee should be able to fly, its wings are too small to lift its fat body off the ground, but a bee does not care what a human thinks and flys anyway.
tom: holy shit i think i wan to fap to 50 shades of jesus
“BRO, stop reading porn!”
“What? Dude, I’m reading 50 Shades of Grey.”
“Yeah, that what I said. Shut that shit now.”
When a poem, story or book is good in too many ways to concisely describe, it is said to be 50 Shades of Fabulous.
Exactly the opposite of 50 shades of gay, this phrase is quite often used when in the throes of fangirling.
Mark: Have you read the new book about..?
Ben: YES. It was 50 shades of fabulous!
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A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.
Hey did you read the sequel of 50 shades of Jesus? "50 more shades of jesus"