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Tackle someone named noah day this is a day were you can tackle all your friends that are called noah
Hey dude lets tackle noah because its November 5th
National Tall Person Day! Anyone 5,5 and over gets $50!
You: I expect $50 by the end of the day.
Them: 50 bucks?!
You: It’s November 5th National Tall Person Day.
A.K.A National tell your crush you like them
It’s finally November 5th I can tell my crush I like them
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November 5th is national slap-meg-in-the-face day! Slap that fucker hard!I hate meg >:(((
Hahahaha meg its november 5th take heehehe hoo hoo fuck you.
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Today is the day you kiss your gf\bf!
It’s november 5th, I gotta kiss my gf!
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International Taser and Stab your short friend day.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
Culprit: Yo do you know what today is?
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
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National dont talk at school day! If you talk at school your bestie cant talk to you!
"You" Hey bestie👋.
"Bestie" 😮 you do know its November 5th right?
"You" oof