"Hey what event is on September 5th?"
"Oh you must mean BBH appreciation day."
7đź‘Ť 15đź‘Ž
anyone born on September 5th 2006 has a massive dick and like shoving it into their ass when they’re bored
1đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
Your Parents had sex on new year.
You are born on september 5th?
Ask your parents what they did on new year
The ugliest human built/made on earth. They are most like African or Asian. They will never find love, if they do they will end up breaking up soon.
(person 1) bro your so rude and ugly were you born on September 5th?
(person 2) yeah...
Kiss a guy who’s name begins with an F
It’s September 5th let me kiss u
it’s national “post your boyfriend” day, so go on and make his day better by showing him off!
bf: awww but why did you posted this?
gf: bc i love u (and it’s september 5th ;))
It’s September 5th?! That’s International Zane Day!