Rural Dictionary

January 6

An anniversary of a legendary orgy held by closet homosexuals in the nations capital.

For years before January 6, 2021 millions of unhappily married or forever single closet homosexuals kept feeling more and more unfair.

Their frustration from unfulfilled homosexual fantasies manifested in acquiring excessive amounts of weapons, propagating violence and decorating their vehicles with right wing stickers.

Their frustration culminated on January 6, 2021 when they chartered buses and organized flights to the most LGBT+ open minded city in the USA: Washington, DC.

The joint session held by Congress on that day was used as an ideal alibi for for their families (or mothers).

They rented many hotel rooms all around the city and engaged in unhinged sexual activities on the night right after January 6 insurrection.

The damage delivered on that day was so unprecedented that many in the national capital were recovering for months. Blood stains, shit stains, cum stains on sheets, carpets, walls, ceilings. Sewage system of the downtown area and surrounding communities was compromised for several days by excessive amount of flushed condoms.

Hillbilly #1 (without teeth): Bro, remember January 6 last year?

Hillbilly #2 (sipping beer): Dude, that shit was legendary. I got so fucked I couldn't sit down the entire trip home.

by Johnronjohnson January 25, 2022

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