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January 6th is national fondle a tit day, bitches! I’m calling on all the tit lovers out there!
I love January 6th because I’m a lesbian who LOVES tits
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many might think of this day as the day the capital was stormed, but the real reason was because l'manburg blew up 😎
#riplmanburg #gonebutneverforgotten
do you know lmanburg blew up on january 6th?
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January 6th is national break up with your high school girlfriend day. Quit acting like y’all are getting married it’s actually going no where. Be Alpha. Be a Man.
Quit being beta and break up with her on January 6th and get the most out of your college experience
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January 6th national boobs day show off your boobs there amazing
Woah why are you showing me your boobs
Well it’s January 6th national boob day
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It's the birthday of famous consulting drama queen Sherlock Holmes. You can celebrate it by clueing for looks or wearing the purple shirt of sex. But healthy alternative is also just being an asshole to all your friends
Person A: Dude it's January 6th
Person B: Shut up, I'm clueing for looks
Person A: oH...nice shirt btw
Person B: THATS THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX YOU IDIOT
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A day where God's blessing was born. Someone born on this day is so much special and they're a ray of sunshine for everyone around them. If you have someone born on January 6th around, prepare yourself and be proud for you'll soon be rewarded with the epithet "The luckiest person alive."
"Kei was born on January 6th, right? Dang, no wonder she brings so much happiness in my life!"
"Were you born on January 6th? Yes? Lucky me to have you as my friend!"
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