7th of September

If you were born on this day, you are an absolutely useless piece of shit and no one fucking likes you, you are a used up condom that has a personality of a fucking donkey.
So if you were born on this day, you should die.

Person 1: omg haha whats your birthday??

Person 2: oh haha it's 7th of September!!

Person 1: Ew I fucking hate you, die, you're disgusting and revolting.

Person 2: oh.. *cries then jumps off a building*

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September 7th

Daily pick up you’re short friend day

Hey did you pick up “friend” today?

No? Why would I do that?

Because it’s September 7th! Pick up all your short friends!

September 7th

Make your best friend feel special. Give them a hug and cheer them up for the rest of the day your with them

Me: *hug*
her/him: what was that for
Me: it’s September 7th!

September 7th

National Newt Day

Stevie: Hey Eleni its my birthday september 7th

Eleni: Shut up its newt day
Stevie: Wtf is that
Eleni: Time to watch maze runner

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September 7th

The day that Epic No.1 bestest gamers ever in the history of the universe were born 😎 , also 7 8 9 so 9 is whack and 7 is like fckin SWOLE

TAKE THAT L YOU "NOT BORN ON SEPTEMBER 7TH"-ASS

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september 7th

that hoe cady was born❤️
national give a girl a scrunchie day!

cady is a whore that was born on september 7th

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September 7th

National "Make out with your family" day! Today's the day to show you parents how much you really love them :))

Mom, dad, can we make out this September 7th?

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