If you were born on this day, you are an absolutely useless piece of shit and no one fucking likes you, you are a used up condom that has a personality of a fucking donkey.
So if you were born on this day, you should die.
Person 1: omg haha whats your birthday??
Person 2: oh haha it's 7th of September!!
Person 1: Ew I fucking hate you, die, you're disgusting and revolting.
Person 2: oh.. *cries then jumps off a building*
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Daily pick up youβre short friend day
Hey did you pick up βfriendβ today?
No? Why would I do that?
Because itβs September 7th! Pick up all your short friends!
Make your best friend feel special. Give them a hug and cheer them up for the rest of the day your with them
Me: *hug*
her/him: what was that for
Me: itβs September 7th!
Stevie: Hey Eleni its my birthday september 7th
Eleni: Shut up its newt day
Stevie: Wtf is that
Eleni: Time to watch maze runner
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The day that Epic No.1 bestest gamers ever in the history of the universe were born π , also 7 8 9 so 9 is whack and 7 is like fckin SWOLE
TAKE THAT L YOU "NOT BORN ON SEPTEMBER 7TH"-ASS
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that hoe cady was bornβ€οΈ
national give a girl a scrunchie day!
cady is a whore that was born on september 7th
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National "Make out with your family" day! Today's the day to show you parents how much you really love them :))
Mom, dad, can we make out this September 7th?
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