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National kiss your homies day.
Friend 1: bro why did you just kiss me
Friend 2: it’s January 8th
Friend 1: oh yeah, i forgot
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On January 8th lick the bottom of your shoe.
It’s January 8th, let me lick my shoe.
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Was the day the shittiest CoD player was born aka Liemmel 27, fucking LIEMMEL 27?!. He sucks ass absolute donkey. Just know he is a “handy schänder” and the “Mädchen schänder”.
Joe: “look at that player he was probably born on the 8th of January 2007, look he is camping and playing RPD, like a Liemmel.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”
Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.
1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th
2nd guy: Why?
1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.
The day short people were born, no doubt 👍
“Ha my little sister was born on January 8th, she’s gonna be short af”
January 8th is National Slap a Georgia day! This basically means that in this day, you can slap ANYONE with the name georgia. you can snap them as many times as you want and as hard as you want
You: Guess what? It’s January 8th
Someone named Georgia: So?
You: It’s National Slap a Georgia Day!! I get to slap you! *slaps as hard as possible*