The month of heartbreak
Anika - I’m breaking up with you!
Tun - it’s November 8th baby! Our anniversary
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November 8th is the only cheat day for No Nut November. You can Nut, but afterwards, you have to expose your darkest secret to the world.
Dude 1: Bro it's November 8th....guess what.... I want to nut in your mom. That was my darkest secret. Now im gonna go nut.
Dude 2: ...
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November 8th is national grab an ass day, if you see an ass and consent was inferred, grab that shit.
Guy: Its November 8th!
Girl: Oh National Grab an ass day?
Guy: *raises eyebrows*
Girl: Fine.
Give your crush your sweatshirt no matter what they say
Guy: hey here’s my sweatshirt
Crush: ok but why
Guy : because it’s November 8th
national girls say yes day, no matter the question you just have to say yes!
dude: i like u wanna go out?
girl: yes!
november 8th
You beat the living fuck out of anyone named Ivan/Ian, and they can’t do anything about it
Ivan/Ian: *Gets the fuck beaten out of them*
Ivan/Ian: bro what the hell?!
Other person: It’s November 8th
Ivan/Ian: Fuck
National Kick Isabella Day
A day where you get to kick Isabella because shes mean
"Hey Isabella, it's November 8th. You know what that means!"