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National Donkey Day!
The day that the first donkey was seen in America.
What’s so special about April 9th?
It’s a day that u celebrate all those donkeys out there.
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the day that gay people were born
person: oh you’re born on april 9th yk that means you’re gay
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National Quit playing and fuck her day.
OH SHIT it’s April 9! So.. you tryna-?
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April 9 is tommyinnits birthday. Tommy was born that day tell him happy birthday. DO IT!
Famous birthdays: it’s tommyinnits birthday April 9
Chat: Happy birthday tommy
Tommy: thanks chat for all the happy birthdays ope just killed a woman feeling good
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April 9th is day of Tommyinnit. This is the day he was birthed. If you were birthed on this day, your poggers.
Hey theyre poggers, must be born on tommyinnits birthday. April 9 infact.
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The holiest day in the entire history. This was the day Gerard Way was born.
Person: What is April 9, 1977, and why is it tattooed on your arm?
Me: Gee's birthday, peasant. Need I say more?
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THE SWAGGIEST AND BEST PEOPLE ARE BORN ON THIS DAY LIKE THEYLL NEVER LEAVE YOU SO NEVER LEAVE THEM
My friend was born on April 9 2008, so they’re very swag!