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ITS NATIONAL GET YOUR LGBTQ+ FRIEND A GIFT
just get them a gift on January 9
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National eat your dads toes and your besties too !! Once you’re done that go around your neighbourhood yelling “KILL THE TURTLES” (as a joke ofc but still do it) and see the reaction on vsco girls/boys faces when they drop they hydroflask on the ground and yelling at you in vsco code !!
“I’ve been getting yelled at a lot today for saying stuff ‘bout turtles, do yk what going on?”
yeah- it’s January 9.
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National give the you hang out with your sweatshirt. and while you are at it, kiss them 💗
Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”
Guy: “because it is January 9th”
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National send foot pic day
The day you send someone foot pics for no reason
Steve: Hey John it's January 9th
John: So
Steve: Its the day you send someone random foot pics
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on this day the most beautiful girl in the world was born!
i love you baby!!!
on january 9 2006 an amazing and beautiful person was born
The World's Humour Anniversary. Before this date, the world's humour was *dead*.
On 9 January 2023, the world would celebrate its 21st Humour Anniversary.
If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :
Being offended by everything
Named Joel
Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them
God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys
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