9gag

Guy: "Siri, from now on, call me "Reject Shit Head"."

Siri: "Okay. From now on, I'll call you "Reject 9gag Head". Is that what you wanted?"

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9gag

The veritable shit of internet meme websites. After a meme being created on 4chan, then over used on reddit, then left to sit on some random idiot's tumblr, it eventually work it's way to 9gag where it will be declared EPIC and completely original.

After getting home from band camp, I immediately use my Zune to read 9gag.

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9gag

A shitty website where stupid socially awkward teenagers who have no friends in real life share dumb memes that have already been posted on other sites (usually reddit) long ago. Most 9gag posts are either shitty memes, a picture/gif of an animal, or some stupid shit about movies or any country that isn't the united states. 9gag is overall completely unoriginal, has a terrible interface, and most of the users are dumb as hell. The worst part is that after 9gag eats other sites' shit and regurgitates it out the ass for it's community of retards to enjoy, they put their stupid watermark on the post and claim it's theirs. 9gag is literally so bad that the admins have to repost from other sites just to keep the hot page alive.

Stupid socially awkward teenager: Man, I sure love 9gag!

Socially aware intelligent redditor: 9gag sucks dick

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9gag

A website full of faggots

i use 9gag a lot, it has a lot of faggots

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9gag

A retarded website that is populated by fags and rejects from 3rd world countries who main source of amusement is talking in meme's and circle jerking in each other's AIDS riddled cum

Person 1: Le me and my imaginary girfriend are going to scour the interwebz for funny original content and post it on 9gag and claim it as our own.

Person 2: Eww faggot fuck off, how did you get into my panty drawer?

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9gag

A site which engages in countless ruthless cyber-bullying attacks, otherwise known as 'raids'. These raids usually include posting highly insulting comments on FaceBook pages commemorating a person who has passed away. The members of 9gag view this as funny and a quality way to spend their time.

9gag made my brother commit suicide.

The Facebook page had been deleted due to excessive spam from 9Gag.

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9gag

A collective of virgins who understand a complex set of in-jokes and share memes of varying quality

Typical 9Gag post: *Just a plain dickbutt off google* title: Legends say a plain dickbutt alone can reach hot
(gets 5000 upvotes)

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