April 9th

April 9th is national fuck your boyfriend day if his dock is over 5 inches , if it’s not drop him cause that’s just embarrassing.

Me: Let’s fuck for national fuck your boyfriend day on April 9th

Boyfriend:But my dick is 4 inches

Me:your single

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April 9th

National “My life is ruined” day.
The day where your boyfriend breaks up with you or you get embarrassed to death.But there’s one thing NO ONE should ever say April 9th while talking about it.It is known as the day we don’t talk about EVER.

Tutle:Oh no it’s April 9th!
Larry:Shhhh no tutle dont say the name.

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April 9th

National assholes day

April 9th is the day where the biggest assholes were born

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april 9th 2009

the greatest day ever because its faith’s birthday!

(i’m faith btw)

“did you know who was born on april 9th 2009?”
“no”
“loser”
dont be like them know my birthday and finally stop being a nobody! /j

April 7th - April 9th

April 7th - April 9th hug your friends day! 🫂 🤗

Well it’s April 7th - April 9th I’ll give Samantha a hug

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9th april

It’s national winifred day, squeeze your nan and tell her you love her

it’s 9th april run up wall nan

9th. April

International send a Titty pic day

Oh todays the 9th. April. Gotta send him a Titty pic!