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January 9th is the day were you have to give a guy a bonner if it dosent work he gets to do anything to you if it does you can do anything to the guy
Girl: ( starts dancing by a guy)
Guy: what are you doing?
Girl: *whispers* its january 9th
Guy: oh shit
This is national suck toes day, go out and suck sum toes!!!
Bro what day is it?
January 9th
Oh word lemme go suck some toes
They probably killed someone saying "L Bozo"
"Oh I just killed someone, L Bozo"
They killed someone
Look out for people born on Januari 9th.
People born on this day are real assholes.
"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"
On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!
January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko
The coolest most special people are born on this day
"When's your birthday?"
"January 9th"
"Damn you're literally the coolest wtf"
If your name is Easton and you were born on this day you are gay. :)
And you are also a maniac crackhead and like getting high on Coka Cola :)
And you like ripping soda cans in half.
Person: Bro Easton was born on January 9th
Other Person: That means that he is gay, and is a crackhead!
Person: Ha! I knew it!