January 9th is the day were you have to give a guy a bonner if it dosent work he gets to do anything to you if it does you can do anything to the guy
Girl: ( starts dancing by a guy)
Guy: what are you doing?
Girl: *whispers* its january 9th
Guy: oh shit
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This is national suck toes day, go out and suck sum toes!!!
Bro what day is it?
January 9th
Oh word lemme go suck some toes
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People born on this day are real assholes.
"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"
They probably killed someone saying "L Bozo"
"Oh I just killed someone, L Bozo"
They killed someone
Look out for people born on Januari 9th.
The coolest most special people are born on this day
"When's your birthday?"
"January 9th"
"Damn you're literally the coolest wtf"
Boys donโt be a pussy and ask that Girl out
Jayden: do you have something to say to me Elliott itโs January 9th
Elliott: Jayden I actually like you
January 9th is National Durag day everyone will wear a durag , boys and girls
Aye you know January 9th is National Durag day ?!!!!