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A man who has old world charm but it cute as a button. Trustworthy, selfless and sweet.
I had a bad day...i think i will call Alfred and then I will feel better!
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Some of the most sexy human beings are called Alfred. The name just screams hot and sexy in a classy way. Everything about Alfred is hot from head to toe. The ladies can only find him irresistible. By even just the smell of him the ladies get uncontrollable orgasms.
Alfred: Hi Sarah are you ok?
Sarah: ooohh Alfred your so hot aaaaaahhh!
Alfred: Thanks I guess.
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The most sexiest person alive.
T.xe. He i so Sexy
Alfred: yes i know
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Most likely the person that excels in chemistry, however he uses his chemistry knowledge to create a new form of mustard gas to destroy his high school.
If he ever gets children, he would most likely swear in front of them.
Alfred as a doctor
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Alfred - I'm now a certified doctor, and from what I can from your symptoms... You have cancer.
Patient - But sir, I have an ingrown toena-
Alfred - SSSSH.... It's ok, I forgive you
Alfred as a parent
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Alfred - What the fuck, my nigga slave is strong bro
*LATER*
Alfred's kid - Fuck these nibbas
Teacher - WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT??
Alfred's kid - FrOm mY dAd
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Someone who is a compulsive liar and will not stop with a lie until you actually start to believe them. Also when an "Alfred" gets desperate, they will use facial expressions and won't laugh when telling a lie.
Stop being an Alfred man, I'll never believe that you're dating Allie Dimeco.
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One, particulary old aged male often around age 47 who plays warcraft all day. And works part time cutting meat. Spends all his money on dank, Nicotine and clever hair cuts.
Wow we got our selfs a Master Alfred.
Alfred's new hair cut makes him look clever.
Alfred can't spell onion.
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a name of a boy that is a e-boy but he won't admit it
Havin: You are a e-boy
Alfred: No
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