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A turd; typically a large, floating one.
"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."
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When something is so bizarrely weird and awkward, that you scarcasticly use the term "Only in Barnsley", said in a tyke accent, to break the awkward/wtf silence
For instance, " A person that is so clearly hammered/high, that they're dancing round in the middle of the street shirtless" that your response is "only in Barnsley, said in a tyke accent"
When you get a semi erect penis all of a sudden, not expecting it, you can say you have a Barnsley FC. Can be linked to the football club who reached the semi final of the FA cup against the odds
Dude check out that MILF
I know mate a have a Barnsley FC
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A poor league 1 team who still see themselves as a big club just because of one pathetic season in the Premiership and cant accept that Oakwell will always be a shadow to the Galpharm.
Cant believe we've just swapped one poor Yorkshire club for an even worse one which hasn't even got any money to waste on goldfish.
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barnsley are a shit football club who don't deserve to be in league 1! you can stick with andy ritchie because ronnie moore is ours! and when we play you in a weeks time you are going to get hammered!
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During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.
Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.
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A cat. A name coined (circa 1984) in the coalfields of Northen England when striking miners struggled to provide for their families and had to become ultra resourceful.
Small child - "Mam, this meat tastes funny!"
Mam - "that's a bit of finest Barnsley chicken, you ungrateful little sod. You'll either like it or lump it!"