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Sumtin ReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyReally Gay thing u have to study in science
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The black dude seeing your ex gf has way more cells in his penis than you, and there is nothing at all you can do about it.
But we can do some quick arithmetic. Define penis #1 as having girth G1, and length L1, same idea for penis #2. A bit of figgurin shows the volume of the erect penis is given as LG^2/4PI. Then it is easy to see that the volumetric ratio of the penii #1 vs #2 is given as (L1/L2) * (G1/G2)^2.
So in terms of length by girth, if your penis is 6" x 3.9", and the bgff's is 9" x 5.9", the volumetric ratio (with dude as the numerator cause he's in charge) figures to be a whopping 3.4. When (not if) the black guy is lovin your ex, IF he were to withdraw and let you have a turn, it would take 3.4 clones of your penis to restore ex gf's latest sensations.
To the original term of this entry, bbgffkr's penis has 3.4 times the cell count of your own penis cell count. And your ex is getting the pleasurable tug you shall never deliver without a prosthesis.
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another word for a persons bedroom
"What shall we do?"
"Why don't we just go back to my house and chill in my cell?"
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IF YOU DON’T MIND IMMA ROAST A BITCH. THIS DUDE GOT A FIELD GOAL HEAD BOI. HE BE LOOKIN LIKE A BUG VERSION OF HITLER. HE IS SO FUGLY. NOBODY LIKES HIM. I HATE CELL. HE LOST TO AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD. HE IS A LITTLE BITCH. THIS MANZ IS SO REKT. I’M GONNA KILL HIM IN HIS SLEEP. IMMA STAB HIM FOR HURTING GOHAN. THEN IMMA STAB MYSELF FOR NOT SAVING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE CELL!!!!!!!
cell is stupid
lol cell got rekted
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An act when someone is in the middle of a conversation and the other party whips out their cell phone, cutting the other participant off, and showing the back of their phone. Figuratively being "slapped" by the phone. Hence the word "cell slapped". A bit worse than a pimp slap.
Yo, I was talking to that bitch and she cell slapped me; How rude!
Cell or Bio-Android Cell is one of the main antagonists of the famous anime Dragon Ball Z. He was created by Dr Gero. He is perfect, but Gohan still killed him.
"♪'P' is for 'priceless', the look upon your faces♪
♪'E' is for 'extinction', all your puny races♪
♪'R' for 'revolution', which will be televised♪
♪'F' is for how 'f**ked' you are, now allow me to repriiise♪
♪'E' is for 'eccentric', just listen to my song♪
♪'C' is for 'completion', that I waited for so long♪
♪'T' is for the 'terror', upon you I’ll bestow♪
(chuckles)
♪My name is Perfect Cell, and I'd like to say...hello.♪"
— "The "Perfect" Guy"
This is used in TeamFourStar's series "Dragon Ball Z Abridged" after Cell attains his Perfect form.
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The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.
Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!