A small one light town where more than half of the town is on welfare and smoking weed, while everyone else is working hard to pay for their welfare. every weekend there are parties in numerous locations (just look at facebook it works for the cops) where you will find the same group of people that graduated/dropped out from high school years ago. If you do no drink a lot in the town of Hale than you are probably just an old person calling the cops on someone who is.
Person 1: "want to go to a party tonight?"
Person2: "yeah! but where?"
Person 1: "Hale, i hear they are a bunch of alcoholics"
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is a insanely intelligent guy but nit necessarily that book smart. He can think of crazy ways to explain other Dimensions
is under 5 seconds (and good ones to). He loves to think about crazy shit and doesn't care if he has lots of money in the future. All he cares about is having fun and learning as much as he can about the world. He is also a huge huge huge Beatles and John Lennon solo fan.
Hale likes to stare at the night sky in Mexico at about 12 at night and listen to Beatles music.
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A verb commonly used to refer to vomiting or "throwing up". A term widely used in the suburban cities surrounding the Metro Detroit area, origins are unknown, but no doubt hilarious and well humored.
"Dude, I was at a Kettering kegger last night, had a little to much "panty dropper", and hales-ed all over some poor mofos "free kwame" shirt!"
"I missed that Snab test because I was home hales-ing my brains out!!"
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A tiny town nobody has ever heard of in northern Michigan with 60+ lakes where all of the residents (except those too poor to afford gas) go to school 30 minutes away cause local schools suck ass
oh, you live in Hale? You must be a Shellenbarger or Runyan
A "Hales" usually refers to a girl with a big butt. These individuals love creepy crime shows and are typically obsessed with their professors. Hales' have to be properly watched. If left ignored these people have the opportunity to become crazy stalkers. If looked after Hales' can be normal, caring, perfect, and happy beings. They also are usually obsessed with humans named "Kayla".
Girl 1: She's a Hales, look out for her
a "l33t h4x0r" who has discovered over 6000 vulnerabilities in windoze but doesn't tell anyone about them.
"dammit hale, stop rooting my boxes" - Bill Gates
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when you shove a firecracker in a frog's ass too celebrate the 4th. of July!
Alex Z.-"Hey want to go Haleing?"
Alex H.-"Sure! i love shoving firecrackers up frogs asses!"
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