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A skill issue / The skill issue
Lisa: Oh my God, David is such a Jarvis!
Steve: I know right! Such a skill issue!
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(can also be spelled Jarvus)
An unspeakable thing.
Did you wash your...jarvis last night?
Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?
You don't want many people to see your jarvis.
Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.
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A curious creature. may or may not enjoy consuming leafy green substances. Only one is known to man, but others may exist under the roofs of those parents are too lenient.
A warning to casual observers; "Jarvis" is extremely tempermental and will snap for reasons only known in its own angsty mind.
civilian 1: "Whos shampoo did I use today?"
civilian 2: "Oh that was Jarvis'."
civilian 3: "Jarvis and Fake D are pecking away at each other like toddlers again"
civilian 4: "Im not going to class today, Im going to pull a Jarvis"
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The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat.
After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.
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an unspeakable thing.
Jarvis
(can also be spelled Jarvus)
An unspeakable thing.
Did you wash your...jarvis last night?
Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?
You don't want many people to see your jarvis.
Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.
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The Jarvis is a fascinating creature. It will only listen to techno and hip hop, and enjoys watching disney movies other horrible ones over and over and saying they are the greatest. The Jarvis is characterized by a high pitched laugh, and being able to survive on no food for days on end. It is rarely seen eating, and when it does it is usually peanutbutter or macaroni and cheese. Be mindful of your surroundings when in the company of a jarvis, because your things may start to disappear without notice. The stories that a Jarvis tells are usuaslly extravagant and far fetched, typically made up on the spot with no fact or reason behind them. If you ever spot a Jarvis in the wild, your best bet is to run or say that you hate Marist singers.
This is the funniest movie ever! (Euro Trip) -- A wild Jarvis specimen
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To engage in sexual activity in a natural area of water (ie. pond, river, lake, or ocean).
We wanted to jarvis in the river when the other groups had passed.
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