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To narrowly avoid being raped.
See also Kavanaugh
Brett tried to rape me but I Kavanaughed out of there just in time.
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being a rapist in line for a seat on the supreme court in order to advance conservative white privilege ideologies and claim to represent the people of the united states but only represent the minority. to rape and consume alcohol then cry and whine infront of your peers showing little to no candor or backbone. without temperment. to be a serial rapist who will not show any pacification until he gets what he wants. to be on your knees infront of donald trump sucking his dick and swallowing his jizz.
melania trump was kavanaughed while stormy daniles was not. the entire country has just been kavanaughed. a possible serial rapist and alcoholic has just been appointed supreme court justice of the united states of america
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(Verb) 1. To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the whole party or an individual. 2. To get blackout drunk and sexually assault another.
Brett: "Dude, what happened last night?"
Mark: "You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine."
Brett: "Keep it on the down low."
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Kavanaughed (First Degree) - Drinking enough to black out and provide false testimony at a congressional hearing in regard to said blacking out.
Kavanaughed (Second Degree) - Getting into a bar fight with somebody you mistakenly believe to be the lead singer of a late 1980s or early 1990s English Reggae band.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree) - You and a buddy push a completely sober girl into a bedroom at a party and try to remove her one piece bathing suit.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree, with extreme prejudice) - To do all three in the same night!
“Dude, I totally could’ve been the Director of Homeland Security but I Kavanaughed I’d at my hearing.”
“Dude, that guy over there, the one that looks like the singer for UB40, is giving you a dirty look. Let’s go Kavanaugh him!”
“Dude, gimme a hand Kavanaughing our hosts’ daughter before she calls the cops.”
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A person who likes beer and keeps a calendar from 30 years ago.
Damn did you see Trump? He nominated that fucking Kavanaugh guy?
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A cocktail or beer serving method where the libation is served with a funnel. As in a Gimlet Kavanaugh or Kavanaugh Budweiser.
Man: Man, I had a tough day in court today. I’ll have a Kavanaugh martini.
Bartender: Coming up.
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A threesome between two guys and a female where one guy is choking the female while the other guy is shoving drugs to his asshole.
-Ben is in the hospital
-Oh, why?
- He was out drinking last weekend and the kavanaugh he had burned his rectum
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