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My favorite foreigners, never met one I didn't like and I've known dozens. They're so enthusiastic I wish I could enjoy life as much as they seem to. And responsible for my favorite movie trilogy.

Kiwis laugh harder at my sick jokes than people from any other country, including my own.

by That Evil Yank May 23, 2006

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Kiwi

A person born in New Zealand, a small country made up of two islands below and to the right of Australia.

There is a historical rivalry between Australians (commonly called Aussies or, occasionally, wankers) and the Kiwis (mistakenly called sheep shaggers). Despite this, the two peoples have a strange habit of defending each other and feeling comforted by the others presence in countries outside their own.

A Kiwi and an Aussie are riding through the sheep country when they discover a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The Kiwi gets off his horse, strides over to the sheep, shags it, and them gets back on his horse. He looks at the Aussie who is staring at him and says, "Sorry mate, do ya want a go too?" "Alright," says the Aussie and gets off his horse and walks over to the fence where the sheep is still stuck. After a pause, he looks back at the Kiwi and asks "Do I have to put my head in the fence?"

by Dudewheresmypoose August 24, 2006

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Kiwi

A small brown bird..native to New Zealand..
The people of New Zealand are also known around the world as "Kiwi's"

by onepercenter13 July 15, 2002

447๐Ÿ‘ 276๐Ÿ‘Ž


kiwi

a guy who you start off thinking is ugly or unattractive but as you keep talking and get to know him better he becomes more attractive until you completely think he's cute the way a kiwi looks real ugly and unappetizing when you first see it but if you cut into it and taste it you realize its real good.

Dani: oh my god i'm talking to this guy I think he's real cute

Sophia: let me see. Dani hes uglyyy.

Dani: ok I know I know. He's a kiwi.

by sop22667 April 24, 2020

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kiwi

Kiwi - 1 - A small, brown, flightless, nocturnal, endangered bird native to New Zealand / Aotearoa. The name of the bird comes from the high-pitched 'call' it makes.
Kiwi - 2 - Slang for a person born in New Zealand. Synonymous with hard-working individuals, talented artists & relaxed easy-going people .
Kiwi - 3 - This is what the rest of the world, for some unknown reason, calls 'KIWIFRUIT'. Laziness and stupid marketing probably enter into it somewhere. Originally a Chinese Gooseberry, it flourished in NZ where its name was changed to reflect where it was grown. Named a KIWIFRUIT, stays a KIWIFRUIT , not a kiwi.

Kiwifruit example - I was asked by 4 individuals in London, why?, where NZers named after a fruit?

by Hoki June 18, 2004

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kiwi

Some of the coolest people i've met. A fun-loving group of people and I have awesome memories getting smashed with them in Europe. They can drink and party it up like champions.

Kiwis are pretty damn cool.

by Call me the Mayor November 6, 2006

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kiwi

when you have a one night stand with someone and they get pregnant

"I'm having your baby, it's none of your business." Harry Styles, Kiwi

by tqueen82 May 20, 2017

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