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A quiet but amazing sexy drug which makes one feel strong emotions that is only known to have made one addict. If apart from this drug, one may learn the meaning of love or feeling without thought.
I'm waiting for you Julius from Montclair Mall, come to Oregon soon. Say hi to Mark! Hi MarK!
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a fucken school full, of hypocrites and a school that doesn't do shit about bulliyng, but will however get you in trouble for getting uber eats.
wow mohi is gay, but i only come here because of my friends uwu. montclair high school be like that sum times (nigga moment).
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A group of dark skinned brats who dress the same, act the same and are predictable to the point where you could pretty much plot their next move out in a game of chess. They can also be found smoking or drinking excessively. They have the emotional strength of a copper wire and would probably steal copper wires from home depot because they are shiny. They also like to brag about how they live in the hood and are willing to stab or shoot you with a wood chip they pick up off the ground. Not to mention their obsession with using the words "Who you think you talkin' to!?" They are a shame to the African community, they are selfish, rude and aggressive and the thing they will put on the bottom of their list is working or anything productive. The sad thing is they seem to be copying every bit of this from T.V. Is this what Martin Luther King got all those ass-whooppin's for !??!?!?
Chris Rock was right I love black people but I cannot stand Niggas! Or, the Montclair, NJ MHS Negative Black Community.
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The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.
"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."
1. A mother of a student that attends the New Jersey school Montclair State University with a status of being fine or hot.
2. A woman age 35 or older that attended Montclair State University as her post-secondary education.
1. “Yo bro, you’ve been to Cedric’s house before? Bro’s mom is hot asf”
“Yeah she a Montclair MILF, Cedric gotta hide her”
2. “Damn Professor Reyes is a baddie and she 39 too”.
“Professor Reyes a Montclair MILF, she attended here back in ‘02 to ‘06”.
A mixed drink consisting of vodka and blood orange soda. It has also been know. To have originally included some soda or tonic water but this is widely debated.
Jim: what drink should offer at the party tonight?
Carol: well we definitely need the ingredients to make a montclaire or we will become social pariahs
A mixed drink consisting of vodka and blood orange soda. It has also been known to have originally included some soda or tonic water but this is widely debated.
Jim: what drink should we offer at the party tonight?
Carol: Well, we definitely need to be able to make a montclaire.