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Simultaneously vomiting and shitting at the same time.
I had stomach flu, so I ended up roostering all weekend.
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(verb) When you secretly do not want someone to come to your event, so you blow up their phone via text very early in the morning and send a same day invite. By texting them early in the morning, you hope they will be too irritated by you waking them up to bother going to your event
I thought Chuck and I were good friends but then he rooster'd me his birthday party invite
An uncircumsized penis. Originated from the observation that uncircumsized penis' have extra skin like the skin on a roosters neck.
Jimmy pulled his rooster out of Jordyns ass so quick he left her with a devastating pink sock.
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An insane human being who loves to drink beer and fuck shit up. "The Rooster" gives no shits about anything and won't hesitate to slice your throat if you fuck with him. "The Rooster" is a crazy beast who fears nothing. During "The Roosters" free time he enjoys getting shitty wasted and destroying everything around him, including Doug."The Rooster" is one of the funniest men on earth and can make you laugh your ass off or cry in fear for your life. So make sure you're on his good side or ....... YOU CAN GET FUCKED.
"The Rooster"
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noun. A woman who is talented at oral sex.
Waka Flocka Flame - Rooster in my 'Rari explains how he has a rooster (orally talented female) in his ferrari, most likely performing what she is talented at while he is driving. (see roadhead ).
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1. Much like the shocker this sexual act includes the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina. However, as opposed to the shocker, instead of inserting the pinky finger into the anus, the person inserts their ring finger into the woman's anus.
2. The act of a woman's sexual partner inserting his/her index and middle fingers into the woman's vagina with the ring finger being inserted into the woman's anus. Upon removal of the ring finger from the woman's anus, the woman then defecates all over the sheets and/or her partner's ring finger.
3. The act of a woman defecating all over the sheets and/or her partner's ring finger after the removal of her partners ring finger from her anus.
Andy roosterized the Puerto Rican chick he was dating and upon removing his ring finger, she subsequently roosterized all over his finger and the sheets.
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another name for cock, often used in joke sentences
samantha: OMG George! YOUR ROOSTER IS HUGE
george: i do like my chickens big
samantha: you are fucking dumb, i'm breaking up