Safety

1. A friend who goes on a first date with you, in case it goes bad.

2. Can be known as the 'safety' phone call when u get an 'unexpected phone call' on a bad date.

3. Also, someone used to cover up where they've been or where they are going.

1. "Hey, i'm going on this date wit guy I met the other day. Will you go with me to be my safety?"
"Again?"
"Please? What if the guy is a weirdo!!"
"Ok, fine."

2."Hey, I'm going on a date with Tom from next door. Give me s safety call around, 8:30"

3. "So what did you tell Andrew you were doing tonight?"
"Oh, I told him I was hanging out with you tonight, going shopping or whatever"
"Why do you always gotta use me for shit like that? You know, you're gonna get caught one day!!!"
"Nah, it's ok- you're my safety. He won't think a thing!"

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safety

Irie. Herb. Marijuana. All of the above. Smoking ganja, one is "safe". Ganja is "safety" as is the process of smoking it. West Coast. oregon

Let's take a safety break.
Are you safe?
Safety comes first.

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Safety

A useless precaution in life.

Safety last!

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Safety

One or two joints, given to someone who has run out of stash

"Broo I'm out of weed can you give me a safety?"
"Sure bro here's two joints"
"You G bro"

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Safety

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure nobody gets into trouble or gets hurt. Often the same person as the designated driver.

"Dude, play safety tonight, just in case I try to jump off the roof again."

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safety

Safety is the act of saving urself when u say somethin stupid and u dont get a SAVE ME ONE CHOP!

SAFETY!SAFETY! I meant to say dat u dont hav di bi di i ur mouf u hav di bi pussy i ur mouf BITCH!

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Safety

-a person yells this when they acknlodge the fact that they said something stupid and out of context
-after saying something stupid, a person yells safty to avoid punishment
-correaltion with a hard one (a hard one, is simple smack on the back of the head)

Tony abuse the word safety.
Geo and JBZ-
"Tony that is a hard one."
Tony- "No I yelled safety!"
One day Tony said, "Is a hotdog really made from dogs?" After he said that he said "Safety" to avoid punishment (a hard one).

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