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When you are at party that is being hosted by som1 you hate. You go to their bedroom and while no1 is looking you take a shit on their bed.
I want to see Steve's reaction when he finds the sleeping beauty on his bed!
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“ Sleep is Beauty and Beauty is the beast”
REFERS TO SLEEPING BEAUTY
I have no idea I just said somethinge and it sounded deep
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One of your friends is passed out drunk on the floor and you put your huge boner in his mouth and take a picture. Then you black mail him with the picture to get what you want.
Steve got so wasted last week, I gave him a sleeping beauty and then he bought me a new car.
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Sparkling Sleeping Beauty (n.) - A young lady who is taken out on a date and slipped a mickey. Once she passes out, her date then removes her dress and replaces it with a nice big poofy pink gown. He then places a rhinestone tiara on her head and seals the deal by bustin' a nut* across her lips as lip gloss.
*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.
Mel: You have some dried up crusty stuff in the corners of your mouth there.
Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.
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Sleep necessary for good health, concentration etc.
Not now, I need my beauty sleep.
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Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to look good when he or she gets up in the morning.
Cuddy: You look like hell! Are you sick?
House: I'm fine. I just didn't sleep last night. And here, you probably thought that 'beauty sleep' is just a woman's term. Sexist pig."
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That one friend who goes to bed way earlier than anyone else is getting their beauty sleep
1) Im heading off now
2)Aww Gotta get your beauty sleep
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