Drainer and stainer

drainer and stainer:
Vulva and anus

‘dogs were sniffing around my drainer and stainer ...’ Courtesy of Kate McKinnon on SNL

crusty stainer

noun: a person who smells as if they had been bathing in a dark crusty substance, that may be feces and may not be.

I smelled something rank and immediately blamed it on the crusty stainer who was sitting next to me.

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bowl stainer

brown streaks left in the bowl after taking a crap

I peered into the stall and saw one of my coworkers bowl staining.

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poo stainer

A person who exhibits bratty or obnoxious behavior, often for no legitimate reason. Can also be shortened to 'stainer.'

"Then he said, 'I don't have time to email you! Football is a 12-hour-a-day job!'"
"Eric is such a poo stainer."

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Sloppy bowl stainer

When you do a poo and it is so liquid like, it comes out as slop and stains the toilet bowl even after a couple of flushes.

Dont use the toilet wait for the cleaners to clean it. I just did a sloppy bowl stainer.

carpet stainer

A participant in a bukkake with particularly bad aim when he finishes.

We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.

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carpet stainer

A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.

95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.

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