verb. to give the V-sign in a Tony Stark style.
This required the index and middle finger to be fully extended, the ring and little finger fully rolled up with the thumb clasped over them. The hand is elevated above head height, and the wrist broken downwards and outwards in the horizontal and vertical planes so that the line of the extended index finger is continuous with the top of the forearm.
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See also: getting dicked, getting fucked, screwed... only worse. "STARKED:" For a person To be totally fucked over, screwed, betrayed, deceived, hurt, injured or all manner of imaginable and seemingly unimaginable wickedness befalls the person, especially when the person has acted with integrity, nobly, honorably, justly, kindly, or just all around was a good person with good intentions acting in a respectable, good way, doing the right thing, despite an inkling that doing the wrong thing would be both easier and probably turn out better for them. Taken from the misfortunes of the Stark family in the Game of thrones TV series, and A Song of Ice and Fire book series.
Some Guy: "My friend, against his better judgement, stopped on the side of the road outside newark in a dangerous area to help an elderly woman who was attempting to change a tire the other day."
Some Other Guy: "yeah? That was nice of him. What happened?"
Some Guy: " after he got down on the ground to change the tire, he realized it wasn't flat, that's when six guys jumped him, broke 17 bones, blinded him, crushed his testicles, stole his wallet, his phone, and his car. Turns out his girlfriend who was with him was sleeping with one of the assailants and gave him directions down this backroom so they could mug him... then they used his ID and keys to go to his house, they looted it and burned it to the ground. His girlfriends missing and... and they don't know if he'll make it... they beat him senseless and hes in the ICU."
Some Other Guy: "oh damn son, he got STARKED yo!!! STARKED fuckin' Hard!"
Some Guy: "totally... he was properly Starked.
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to make, or fix things in the utilitarian style of Tony Stark from "Iron Man"
also:
to stark
starked
My best friend just starked my rice cooker and now it works!
Don't bother trying to call him, he's busy starking an arc reactor for halloween
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Something with the absence or lack of popular approval.
"That club last night was stark as hell. There were holes in the dance floor and a ten to one dick to vag ratio."
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a late comment on an Internet forum that has been idle for a long time. Often explicitly stated by the person who knows that her comment is late.
(2/23/2010 12:31) Hey All! I am in Chicago and looking for stuff to do. Anybody know any good coffee shops?
(2/23/2010 12:33) Ya! The Bohemian Bean is chill and has a good view. You should check it out.
(2/23/2010 14:00) I also recommend the TeaBean. It has some good selections of teas as well.
(3/1/2010 17:00) stark: if you are ever back in the area, I also recommend the coffee shop in the Bookworm.
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1. Having qualities of an oblivious Public Speaking Teacher.
2. One who pronounes names incorrectly and or forgets names.
1. The stark teacher did not notice the student cuss her out behind her back.
2. Stark asked me how my name was pronounced the morning before the public speaking dinner, but still mispronounced it later that night.
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One who overcompensates for his/her/it's insecurities (i.e. being fat, or having a small penis) by being overtly cocky, aggressive, or aggressively defensive.
You see that fat f***, Jake over there? He just told that fine honey that he wants to f*** her in the bathroom. OH SHI*! She just called him a fatass and he ripped her in half and is now defecating in her internal organs! Man, that kid is such a starks.
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