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A fertilized egg is a zygote. Twins can come from the same egg that splits by meosis. Identical twins come from the same egg and are the same sex, but are not clones; personality and many other things are different including mental and physical illnesses. Fraternal twins come from seperate eggs and can be different sexes.
When two twins compete, one is usually a little to a lot better than the other.
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What a woman says when referring to her breasts.
"Man, the twins almost came out of my shirt to say hi!"
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This person does not have to be related to you by blood. They are someone you cannot live without. You've made that instant connection and it's over. Twins for life. You may get angry or upset at them but they'll always have your back and love you for who you are. You can tell them everything or you can tell them nothing, but they'll understand you regardless. You're more than friends, but less than the other.
Twin 1: "I love coke."
Twin 2: "Oh me too!"
Both: "Twiiiiins!"
And it goes uphill (or downhill) from there.
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Verb: to bounce; leave; to roll up out of
Rima: This party's whack
Samar: Yeah, let's twin.
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A perfectly evenly sized pair of breast's
Chad: Oh Yeah! WOOOO! WOOOO! WOOOO!
Kiersten : Well I guess I just made you happy!
Chad: Hell yeah it's been a while since I seen the Twins!
Kiersten : Wanna caress them?
Chad: O thank you god I knew you were up there!
Kiersten : That will be $200 please!
Chad : Fuck that I can caress Steve's for free!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you wanted to caress the Twins!
Chad : Oh! Oh Yeah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! MMMMMMMMMM! La La La La!
Steve : Oh I think I just creamed my pants!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your boob job is costing me business!
Steve : Don't hate me cause of my beautiful Twins!
Kiersten : Your a fuckin retard!
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20 dollars worth of weed (2 grams)
if u pitch in 5 extra dollars, we can get a twin
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Twins are everyman's dream as he sees two amazingly hot girls ready to make his night.
Dude1: Yo I had a tight dream.
Dude2: About what?
Dude1: Twins!
Dude2: I wish I had that man.
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