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A man who is such a dick, he isn't just a dick, he is a bag of dicks.
Troy is a selfish fucking fat bag of dicks.
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A sack or parcel full of the male reproductive organs. Known to be extremely GAY.
Hey Keith, suck a bag of dicks!
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A hysterical anonymous prank you can send from the company Ship Your Enemies Glitter (shipyourenemiesglitter.com) to someone you love or hate.
I tripled the dicks in the Bag Of Dicks I sent to my ex boyfriend for blowing Steve.
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When a bunch of your friends are pissing you off, you may wish to suggest that they consume bags of dick.
My friend Josh from Van City was being a grammar Nazi, suggesting that my poetry was not up to snuff. As a Master of the English language, I took his suggestion under advisement and promptly told him he should eat many bags of dick.
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An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.
I couldn't believe that he told me to "Go eat a bag of dicks!" I mean, who keeps dicks in a bag?
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Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.
Mr. Yegendorf, you're my lawyer and supposed to be trustworthy, but I don't think I can trust you anymore!
Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.
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Term used to describe feeling unattractive or looking like a hot mess.
God you look like a bag of dicks, WTF happened to you?!
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