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A blueberry is a filler friend with not much personality to add to the group but looks ok mixed in with everyone else. Think of a fruit cup filled with strawberries, grapes, blueberries, etc. Nobody really wants to eat the blueberries, you go straight for the good stuff like the strawberries or kiwi. But the blueberries are nice additives and make the fruit cup overall more full and appealing. A blueberry friend is someone you don't really ever want to hang out with one on one b/c they will bore you to death, but if you're starving or you need more people at a party or event, you will call up all the blueberries. They will get you by but are not ultimately satisfying.
"Let's go out tomorrow night!"
"Ok, but don't invite Angela, she's such a blueberry."
"Well, I was kind of hoping to show up with an entourage."
"Fine, might as well invite her blueberry buddy, Maria, too then."
"I've been going on a lot of dates recently but I feel like I'm walking through the blueberry patch...no keepers, they are all totally meh."
***This works especially nice if the blueberry's name rhymes with blueberry so you can call them Blue ____ from then on.
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When boobs are squeezed so hard and for a long period of time that they become blue like blueberries.
"Woah, Pigeon. Those are some pretty big blueberries you got there buddy boy,"
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1) Certain plants related to heathers and azaleas, or their small dark fruit.
2) In the drug subculture, potent cannabis with a bluish tinge.
3) In "World of Warcraft," either a voidwalker demon (originally) or a draenei.
1) Blueberries grow in the mountains.
2) My roommate was smoking blueberry and gave me a contact high.
3) I told the warlock to let the blueberry tank, and the shaman thought that I was talking about him!
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The code name for a hot/good looking guy
"Blueberry...BLUEBERRY"
"WHERE!?"
"Straight ahead"
"Omg he is such a blueberry"
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Amazing pot that doesn't totally taste like fruit, but ya know, what are you going to do?
Whoa man, that fuckin' blueberry was so amazing that i was like, tripping!
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The sensual act of sucking and biting some cutie's neck to give them a hickey, then blowing a huge wet raspberry afterwards.
1. Zane: dude I was making out with Holly last night, I gave her a big ol' blueberry and she broke up with me!
Adam: damn that sucks, you deserved it tho
2. pbbbbft
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Something said when someone appears to be talking to themselves and the only explanation is that they better be using bluetooth. Blueberry is said for discretion.
(weird person walks by talking to thin air)
Maria: Blueberry!
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