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A more severe/extreme version of Down Bad or Down Horrendous. The term is usually used to describe someone who hasn't had a significant other or a hookup in a very long time and is just downright desperate for literally anyone at this point so that they can experience love, lust, affection, and everything in between.
Marie: "Hey, isn't this boy cute?" *Shows picture of HIDEOUS boy*
Stacie: *Throws up* "Ew Marie! You are definitely down catastrophic!"
Moral of the story is, don't get to a point where you're down catastrophic.
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A bloody anal sex experience which ends in extreme pain and tearing.
Without lube that porno would've been an anal catastrophe!
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When you shit into a Vons grocery bag and then throw it at a man on a Vespa.
Steven was driving downtown on his scooter when he got hit with a California catastrophe.
New York city deathrocker, and vocalist and bass player for the band Glass Doll. He frequently appears on stage in women's clothing, and has a rather fey attitude. His age is unknown to most, but he appears to be appr. 19.
His race and gender are usually indeterminate, but the author knows for a fact he's male, and Asian, Jewish, and Peurto-Rican (along with some other various things)
Currently he's dating New York glam punk makeup artist Madeira Darling. Together they form Catastrophe/Darling, the snazzily dressed new york goth scene's answer to Paris and Nicole... except you know... dating.
"Yo, I saw Lillie Catastrophe over at Trash bar last night... the bartender was totally hitting on him."
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Graduating class of 2012, AKA If the world ends in 2012 I just wasted my whole life in school.
"I might as well just drop out now!"
"Why would you do that?!"
"Listen, when the sophomore catastrophe comes your going to be mad because you just spent your whole life in school, while I'll be laughing it up in GUAM!"
"...."
"I'm just saying... Think about it..."
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Explosive, stomach spasming diarrhea brought on by drinking too much coffee in the morning and not enough breakfast.
Bob- Hey Bill What's up??
Bill- Not now Bob, I've had three cups of Maxwell House this morning and I'm about to experience a Colombian Catastrophe...
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Failure that approaching epic level proportions. Usually as a result of dumbass antics
Person :1 I hope this trick works
(Rides bike off a set of stairs and faceplants)
Person 2: This is what happens when you attempt something you shouldn't. This isn't epic, but you get a catastrophic fail