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When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
I can't go on without a Good Morning and God-bless at the start of my day.
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The act of drinking coffee & eating breakfast while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good Morning and God bless, Hila"
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when you eat your breakfast while on the toilet
Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?
Ethan: Good morning, God bless.
Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".
Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"
Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"
Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"
Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.
When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.
"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."
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