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When you shave your pubes off, cum on them so they stick together, and shove it up your ass and enjoy it.
For his birthday, I made him a haystack.
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a stack of hay dnt be silly with all your CA and shite
i shat on a haystack
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Mate, you've gotta roll another one of those haystacks.
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Famous CS player who is known as the best in the world. Also can be used as an adjective.
Haystack is the greatest player in the world. or How he is haystacking all over the play. He haystacked me across the map.
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(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.
Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.
n: The gnarliest, nappiest, most tangled thicket of pubic hair known to mankind.
Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.
Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.
Reginald M. Nooker was the most famous case of possum's haystack. He did not trim his pubic hair for 39 years. His hair follicles were so overactive that they did not grow long, but thick, and tough, and they curved back and around in every possible direction. He broke many chainsaws simply trying to find his penis.
Picture of a nude man with his small penis sitting on top of his hairy scrotum.
Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".