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What girls and gay men age 12-21 seem to LOVE to add to Urbandictionary, and what editors like me have to sift through daily.
1. Bonqueesha . . . . . . 1 up, 12,894 down
t3h smexi3st gurl n t3h wrld, shh3 iz am3zin an can c0unt 2 nfinity!!11one XD XD XD
Example: omadlhdlolx0rz!!!
sexysexysexyfinehotboobsbitcheslol
by omghax0rman!!! February 31, 2009 share this (please dont)
Names
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The sound you make to gain a specific person's attention.
"Hello! What's your name, pal?"
"Owen, yours?"
"Luke! Nice to meet you."
"Pleasure's mine."
And then 6 months later Luke asked Owen on a date..
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The thing you put at the start of a comment replying to someone on Youtube. You don't actually put name in it but you replace it with their username.
@namewaster
That was an awful video.
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Something you add to urban dictionary with the definition of generally an attractive person that currently is making the writer of the new definition quite happy.
Generally speaking the person is currently significant other, fuck buddy, or fiance of the writer.
Definitions also include details that are sexual in nature quite often, probably due to the definition writer recently receiving great sex with the person they are now defining. Often speaks to a certain sexual prowess.
These are examples of a defined name
Ashley : "Amazing, caring, smart, goal setter, high achiever, cares of others before herself, always willing to help out a friend. Great kisser and comfortable with who she is. Not very many enemies, everyone loves her. Alway see's the best in people at the beginning. Don't however get on her bad side, when you are there, you stay for a while. Family is important and looks to God for strength. Loyal to the one's she loves. Overall wonderful person"
John : "An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way."
-Real Urban Dictionary Definitions
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What people put here on Urban Dictionary so that they can feel better about themselves.
Ex. Juan - a person who has a kind heart and has a long dick, and knows how to make someone feel better.
When in actuality, Juan is a 40 year old fat Mexican man with a small penis and an unhappy marriage
Urban Dictionary names are annoying. Unless your name is Kyle, your name is NOT A FUCKING DEFINITION!
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Voting on Names for urban dictionary should have a neutral bias as urban dictionary previously had both negative and positive results for name search
Grandma: have you ever played scrabble
JL: oh yes grandma I recall the rule book mentioning names do not count as wordplay
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To take a photo of ones legs when faced with an inordinate amount of legroom on a flight - usually exit rows.
Used primarily to show an upgrade in seat, or to infuriate tall people who are often squashed into tiny seats.
Pronounced 'Nar-Ming'
Check out the legroom bitches. #naming #notamidget
Upgraded to an exit row seat, AGAIN! #naming #blessed
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