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A real man is whatever you aren't and whatever other people want you to be. A real man is the building block in a pyramid scheme of bullshit about what a man should or should not be. If men weren't concerned with being real men, and out manning each other maybe the world wouldn't be collapsing under the weight of all the cunts running it.
Real men fight in wars.
A real man would put food on the table.
A real man knows how to lead, like Hitler, Hitler was a real man.
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its kinda hard to define this cuz there is not that many in the real world. but a real man is someone who will hold ur hand in public, hang wit u wit there friends,tell u ur beautiful wit no makeup on and wearin nothin but sweats and a t shirt, NEVER play you, always tells the truth no matter wat, says he loves u more then once a day, has a good future and knows wat he wants in life, RESPECTS U!!!
there is no example of a real man
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a guy that gets injured while playing basketball with orphans or something.
Guy: Dude I jammed my pinky finger while playing basketball with orphans. Then I beat Sonic and punched some goth kid in the face and ate some steak.
Girl: Wow, you're a real man!
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A stereotypical term used by people when they mean to say "human with good qualities". In fact, these people make no sense, since a woman can have good qualities too.
Also used to manipulate insecure men.
Instead, this term should be used to describe a man with masculine qualities. Recommended especially when having sex because it can be a real turn-on and won't be taken seriously.
Incorrect use #1
Person: Do what I want
Man: No
Person: You're not a real man
Incorrect use #2
Woman: I want a real man, someone who takes care of me, who does this, who does that blah blah blah.
Correct use
Straight woman/Gay man: Be a real man and fuck the shit out of me.
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A man that does not wear a shirt. When ordering food from a local restaurant they will order a meal that is capable of feeding no less than 50 people, paid in full by another person who will never taste this epic meal. The meal will only be eaten in locations deemed manly enough for consumption. Areas may include municipal gazebos or the top or oil tanks.
If ever faced with a possible encounter with law enforcement a real man will immediately seek out the nearest barbed wire fence and position themselves on the top in an owl position facing the barbed wire. Once law enforcement is within eye contact distance the real man will drop their shirtless body from the fence making no effort to avoid or protect themselves from the adjoining barbed wire.
If ever questioned about the resulting and extensive damage to their shirtless body the real man will default to blaming a friend or co-workers cat, falsely calming it is a savage.
A real man always communicates via epic quotes.
1.) A Real Man: “Real Men Don’t wear shits anyway!”
Audience: *Silence* as everyone takes off their shirts
2.) A Real Man: “I’m not getting caught by no fucking cops for eating Mary Browns on top of the oil tanks with no shirt
on!”
Audience: *forever traumatized by barbed wire fences*
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A male over 21 who is not a " wuss"
Hulk Hogan is a real man not Richard Simmons
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1. An abusive, self-involved, sex crazed guy with chest hair and a 5 o'clock shadow at 2pm. Frequently talks about his recent "scores" and the size of his equipment.
2. A woman who, though she denies it, looks more like a man than a woman.
1. "I sure hope I find a real man someday so that I can get pregnant and abused."
2. "That she-male sure is a real man!"
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