Soloing

See: Masturbation

"My girlfriend left me again. Looks like i'm back to soloing."

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The Solo

A sex move in which you give her a raw dog surprise through the anal cavity, causing extreme pain and not allowing either partner to climax, but rather become quite stuck.

"Han are you sure you know what you're doing"

"Relax, I've done this plenty of times"

*Forced Anal Penetration Noises*

"Welp, I guess I just pulled The Solo"

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solo

Australian soft drink.
The best soft drink in the world.
Lemon Tang.

"Have you tried that Aussie drink, Solo? It's so good!"

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solo

Special weapons division military project aimed at creating a cyborg killing machine designed to be an expendable attack soldier. The project was abandoned because of a failures at a programming level. The machine went a-wall in undisclosed South American jungles where it began to randomly attack men with big guns and stuff. Further developments in programming failures led to an expanded sense of ugly laughter and man love (the robot left "his" potential lover, Byagula, to go hold, caress, and man-love his affeminate male creator, and later Byagula's little brother). The Solo cyborg was allegedly destroyed fighting some guy with a big gun-hand thingy, and then the world fell apart or some shit. I dunno. I really stopped paying attention after that. My heart hurt in sadness for actually spending an hour watching this.

"Like Mike"

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solo

alone until granny comes in the room with her bat

I like doing stuff solo

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Solo

The scariest personality in someones head. Usually causes harm to others or herself.

"Aw man, I pissed off Solo again, ::sigh:: Someone call the masons, we'll need to rebuilt the castle in about 3.5 seconds"

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Tuba solo

A deep, low-pitched fart

"The last time I ate that much chili, I was doing tuba solos all night. My wife had to go sleep on the couch."

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