alness

A shitty little town in scotland. Sometimes retardedly known as "the ghetto".

normal person: hey there how are you?
alnessian: I'll break your fuckin' face in!

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Al

What you can call Paul Simon.

"If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al"

- "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon

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ale

a type of beer, which is an alcoholic beverage made from grain. in the case of ale malted barley and sometimes malted wheat are the key ingredients. ale is the world's oldest form of beer dating back before the advent of agriculture. ale and alcoholic beverages are likely the reason humanity settled down to cultivate grain and left the more efficient and enjoyable hunter gatherer lifestyle. before there was lager, which is a fairly recent type of beer, there was ale. ales use top fermenting strains of yeast and are brewed and often served at warmer temperatures than lager. ales generally have a more robust taste, are more complex and are best consumed cool (50F or a bit warmer) rather than cold.
common styles of ale include pale ale, brown ale, dubbel, witbeir, bitter, hefeweizen, stout, barley wine, lambic and porter. there has been a fairly recent resurgence of ales brewed in the US and around the world which rose out of the microbrewery / craft brewing revolution that began in the early 1980s

to hell with this light lager crap! i need an ale!

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Ale

This person is amazing, cool, and nice ,but some times can be crazy.

You are such an Ale.

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Aled

Pure Brilliance and Intellect.

My lords! Dave has finally become an Aled

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aled

Name given to a true soul, a person that is closest to purity and one that can achieve all desired.

Aled, the nicest and strongest soul

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An al

The act of stealing someone else’s mc donalds by accident, going bright red, and blaming it on ur friends who then have to go and get ur meal for you incase you get in trouble

Ah shit that guy is pulling an An Al

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